Ouddorp2k: report by Kevin aka cLoWn aka Gravediggah K aka Killer K aka Vision aka tha Kefman aka Kevin Sk8er (yea I'm a schizo but just don't tell n e 1) Fist day: Arrival After spendin a full hour in a overheated car we arrived @ our mansion. Rob's dad brought us and joined us for about a half hour, we drank some coffee (hell yea) and ate some apple-cookie-thingies. After all that his dad left and there we were...all alone in the middle of nowhere...how will it end??? First we inspected our home away from home, and we concluded that we had 2 eat, fortunately we had some sausage-bread-thingamabobs so we heated them up and kinda had a decent meal. But we still had 2 eat for the evening, so we decided 2 shock the locals and go find some food. Soon after our arrival @ the village (which was really creepy since everybody was all happy & stuff...YUK) we found a supermarket and we got ourselves some eatable-products and some booze. Returning 2 the van and then...we had 2 cook, well as U probably know we are really smart so we bought idiot proof food, and it was good (a bit cold but hey...who cares??) Now that we feeded ourselves we came up with a plan: we went 2 the beach...cos that will scare 'em...2 add 2 the chaos we brought a guitar (I wouldn't go if there wasn't one...) We came and saw and kinda wondered..."where did all the locals go?" a whole beach as far as U can c but no one was there except for some irritating dogzz. Bummer!!!!!! But nevermind as long as we are here: Let's enjoy ourselves. After I walked 2 the sea and screamed "FIETSTAS" very loud we sat down and played guitar and we had a beer. I can tell U this was really cool since there was nothing but the soud of the waves around. Oh yea the good part: Sleeping. I could sleep (whoopie) on the couch...quite comfortable though!! I slept pretty good and I listened 2 Rob's Darth Vader impression (while he was asleep). Second day: the Xperience Woke up happy today, like always.(remember this) I made some coffee (cos it rulezz) and after that we had our first breakfast here...it was ok. Like yesterday we also went 2 get some food today @ the village. Unlike yesterday we went 2 play some arcade gamezz (arcade rulezz)...got home ate and went 4 another beach visit...but what sizzled our sizzlie-thingie there were locals!! This time we had no gtr with us so we had 2 scare them away with our stunning good looks (that wasn't so hard though...it makes u wonder...) Well that failed so we headed back 2 our humble little van where Rob made some delicious pancakes (or at least that was what the package said...it tasted like pancakes...so it was good 'nuff). and like yesterday we also went 2 c the sun go down @ the beach...but this time it ended up totally different...we sat down on a Baywatch-kinda-tower-thing and we were playing our gtr when 2 people out of nowhere apeared. They came closer 2 us and we wondered what they were doin', well they came 2 us and asked if they could join our party @ the beach. So they did and they introduced themselves as Annemiek (but we called her Bella) and Bas.A cool girl and a cool guy...it sounds like a cool night and yes it was. Bas could play some gtr himself and so we all like played the night along we played everything (from Pearl Jam to Britney Spears, and from Radiohead 2 the Blues Brothers). Then later on the eve they asked if we went 2 the party which was held in the Beach joint...and we did, well actually I got in and danced and stuff (sorry metalheadzz)...the "end stuff"-part was booze...n e way Bas was really cool cos he got us free drinks and stuff (we salute U) and as for Bella well...U know 4-yourself.... But it was extremely cool (ofcourse we were in cool company)...THANX 4 THE GREAT EVE GUYS U WERE GREAT...THE BOTH OF U. Oh yea after the party we went back 2 the van by bike (that's hard if u had some drinks) but we got there. Third day: Sabbath bloody sabbath Woke up feeling not so fine (maybe it were the Breezers or the Desperados or the beers or that coke...)but n e way I didn't feel so great. I took a shower (who cares??) and skipped breakfast (that was a smart thing 2 do for me). We didn't really got n e plans so we kinda did nothing, except 4 adding some artwork 2 my guitar...check it out @ the pics!!! As usual (like all days) we went 2 da beach, and we played guitar had some beer and just did nothing there...although...we kinda started writing a song...go listen 2 it...now...GO ON LISTEN!!! Fourth day: the Apocalypse Woke up feeling absolutely fine (like always..), read some of the comics we brought with us. Than I smiled...just because. We both skipped breakfast, and went straight to lunch (although we had 2 get our lunch first @ our local food supplier) and guess what...we had Noodles (yeehaa) they were quite tastefull actually. When our little tummies were all filled with Noodles (& joy) we continued writing our instant hit-song...and what a pest it was...the lyrics were (as we weirdos like 2 call it) vaag (for all U english speaking creatures out there DON'T TRY PRONOUNCING IT YOU'LL ONLY HURT UR THROAT) but n e way it'll be cool...I'm sure. The four horsemen came by today, they were disguised as "the Dishes". We now are warned that Armaggedon will come soon unless we clean the place up. They showed us that the alien lifeform, that is living in a cooking-pan, doesn't belong there (it's really awesome though, it got green spots and stuff and it actually says goodmorning when it wakes up...and it can make coffee and things like that). So tommorrow we have 2 face Armageddon unless we clean it all up...(Rob got this freaky idea: he wants me 2 hook up with "Skinny Chick Next Door" and like get her 2 do our dishes for us...we are trying 2 get a pic of her but we don't really know if she'll cooperate) As for now this is it....will Armageddon come soon?? Will they survive?? Will the world ever get 2 c my stunnin' good looks again?? STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fifth day: Armageddon?? Woke up happy (c I told u I always wake up happy...except 4 day 3), I read some other comics we brought..Rob made coffee...just the usual. Then we discussed our battle plan, wether we'd clean up the place or kick "the Four Horsemen's" butt...we chose 4 the first one...and so we did "the Dishes" (tadaa). As the cleaning started we discovered another alien lifeform which was living in a glass. It had camouflage and so we thought it was milk at first...untill it transformed and shapeshifted into a killer-snail. We were stunned by the sight of this hideous creature, but we fought well (we turned the hot-water on and drowned the beast...after we secured the area we captured it, and set it back where it belongz...nature). We are returning today...since we stopped Armageddon n e way...not as we planned it though, but the world is saved and stuff...so u should b very thankfull...and send us money and flowers and crap like that... Conclusion: No doubt about it we are some twisted little puppies, we are totally insane and last but most certainly not least we had a hell of a time...by ourselves and ofcourse with others...if it was playing gtr on da beach or drinking beer in the beach joint...or watching the absolutely stunning sun set...it all rocked like hell (or like the Deftones what ever U prefer)....BUT WE RULE!!!!!!!!!!!! We saved the world and had a great time...sounds like a movie doesn't it...well Steven Spielberg U know where 2 find us. Killer K, reporting from Ouddorp2k