Zoetway's Guide to Baking Pancakes. Ah, Bonjour mes amis..... Welcome to Zoetway's Little cooking corner you lillte fishies. Our recipe for today is PANCAKES. here's what you'll need: 1 Pack of Pancake Mix 1 Bottle 'o Milk 2 Eggs 1 Pack o' Butter 1 Bowl 1 Mixer 1 Plate 1 Metal Spoon Like Object (wood will do fine to) 1 knife 1 Cooking Pan Got that? Right, let's go-> First open the pack of Mix. This can prove quite challenging. Remember to use a knife if all else fails. Drop the mix in your bowl and add 0.4 (and let me tell you that an empty Coca Cola bottle is not a good tool to mesure this with)Liters of the milk.. Start Mixing.....This had to become some sort of need and smooth surface (trust me, if it isn't, it still tasts fine!). While you're mixing have a third party member add the rest of the milk en add the 2 eggs. Keep mixing and make sure there are no lumps in your mixture. So far for the easy part. Turn on the heat and, with the knife, add a cube of butter. Make sure the butter spreads over the entire suface of your pan, or your pancake will get stuck on the surface, you'll never get it of and the pan is impossible to clean...... So they say.....Not like that happend to me or something......honest..... (1)Anyway, now deposite a severe amount of your creation in the pan and devide it evenly. Put the pan on the fire abd count to 10. After reaching 10, not 9 nore 8 or 7 but on 10, take your Metal (or Wooden) Spoon Like Thingy, fom now on MSLT, and attempt to scrape the pancake of the surface of the pan. If your pancaks starts to fall apart you counted to 10 to fast or stopped at 8. Wait a little longer and keep scraping. When you have the entire pancake free from it's entrapment in the pan, turn it around in one single swift move of the wrist. If you pancake lies flat and goes your almost there. If your pancake doesn't go of lies in the pan folded in half you fucked up and can start all over again. *************************** EVIL GENIUS TIP: *************************** If your pancake is free from the surface of the pan you can turn it over by throwing it in the air! This'll really amaze your friends! But be warned: Don't forget to catch the pancake when it's on it's way down. Don't start smiling at your friends or do cool dance moves when doing this. **************************** When the pancake is flipped, wait another 10 counts and scrape it out of your pan and thow it on plate. DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!! Apart from it being un hygenic the little critter is hot like hell! Start again bij returning to the poin I marked as (1), until you run out of pancake mix. That indicates it's time to serve the plate with all of your creations and digg in. Bon Apetit mon petite pancake amours. ********************** EVIL GENIUS TIP: ********************** Wise man once say: He who does cooking never does dishes. Chinese Tradition.... **********************